Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to drop a metal fan off the window sill and onto their bare foot, how big do you think their toes will swell?

Answer? I’ll tell you in the morning. Between the bandages to stop the bleeding and ice pack, it’s a bit hard to tell at the moment.

I do know that your pinky toe will actually swell down the side of your foot. In case you ever need to know that.