From the “We’re all gonna die!!!!” news pages.

Giant Iceberg Breaks As Term ‘Global Warming’ Hits 35

Largest Iceberg Since 1962 Is Four Times As Big As Manhattan

It’s all global warmings fault of course. Then again, it’s the biggest since 1962? Uhm wait, I thought it was global warmings fault? Oh well.

Also, I can’t find it now, but on the news last night they were talking about how the iceberg is going to travel into shipping lanes and cause untold havock. Uhm. Check this picture out. I don’t think there’s a ton of worry in the near future.