When in doubt, blame global warming.

July 2009: The Bay Area just had it’s foggiest May in 50 Years.  And thanks to global warming, it’s about to get even foggier.

February 2010: Fog over San Francisco thins by a third due to Climate Change.

You can’t make this silliness up. So, which is it? Foggier or less foggy? Both are caused by ”Gorebull Warming” it seems. Ahh well.  I do like how they’ve gone from we’re all gonna DIE from “Global Warming!” to we’re all gonna DIE from Climate Change!!!!!  Must have something to do with no significant “Global Warming” in over 10 years. It made em change their slogan of panic and doom.

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